A John Waters Christmas

Sun Dec 05
Doors: 7:00 PM /  Show: 8:00 PM

All Ages* - Vax Card or Test Required
Main Room

$40 ADV / $45 DOS

Per Artist request, entry to this event will require proof of a completed (14 days after final dose) COVID-19 vaccination -OR- proof of a negative COVID-19 test taken in the previous 48 hours. Proof of vaccination may be in the form of the completed CDC card or a digital image of the card, along with a matching photo ID. Proof of a negative test may be printed or digital and must originate from a clinic or pharmacy (i.e. no “at home” tests), and be presented along with a matching photo ID.

For a list of FREE vaccination clinics or FREE testing options, visit www.douglascountyhealth.com.

This show was originally scheduled for December 6, 2020. Tickets previously purchased via Eventbrite are valid and do not need to be changed, updated, or reprinted.

Doors at 7:00pm
Main Room
$40 Advance/$45 Day of Show
$50 Advance Reserved Pitside East & West/$55 Day of Show
$50 Advance Reserved Balcony/$55 Day of Show
$60 Advance Reserved Pit/$65 Day of Show
$125 Reserved Pit + Meet & Greet

VIP Meet & Greet Tickets include:
– Reserved Pit Ticket with Early Entry at 6:30pm.
– Autographed show poster.
– Post Show collective Q&A/Fireside Chat. Ask John questions and take pictures as he speaks to the VIP group!

Facebook RSVP

All ages show. Check entry requirements at http://theslowdown.com/All-Ages and https://www.theslowdown.com/covid-19/

Pit, Pitside, and Balcony are seated with first come, first pick within the section. See the seating map here.

About A John Waters Christmas
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It’s a John Waters Christmas…the booster shot you need.

Contaminated presents. Infected sticks and stones. Who says Santa has been vaccinated? Not even an elf! Expect the big-boned guy with a glandular problem to, once again, home invade your chimney without the slightest nod to modern science. Maskless Christmas! Carrier New Year! Santa flicked the light switch and its suddenly back to a safe capitalist holiday for all.

Like an obsessed and shell-shocked St. Nick from quarantine, John Waters, the “people’s pervert” or “queer Confucius” as the press recently called him, is back after a two-year home detention in Baltimore to hit the road again for his 25th Annual Xmas Tour. Bad little boys and girls and everybody in between and beyond, will be thrilled to take a sleighride- of-sleaze down the slopes of good taste and over the ski jump of religious beliefs to a snow drift of candy cane anarchy.

They’ll be no silent nights this year. Not after a year of unsafe kissing and government ordered masturbation. No, the sanitization of Christmas cookies and the wiping down of presents must stop. It’s time to celebrate. Even Jesus wants to party! Touch your face! Breathe on your family! Sit in the middle seats on airplanes. Dance naked in retirement homes. It’s fun! It’s fucked up! It’s a John Waters Christmas and fa-la-la, you’re not dead yet.